Rebel's
Jokes
I decided not to steal other peoples web pages of jokes, then I decided, why the hell. But then my advidisers said they wouldn't give me any of my commissions, and I had to take it off. So below are my favorite 10 rendeck jokes af all time, and links to other pages which are just full of redneck Jokes, and when I get some time I am going to add some redneck jokes of my own, I just have to think about them some.
You're probably a redneck if...
1.More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
2.Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
3.Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
4.You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
5.Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
6.You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
7.The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
8.The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
9.The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
10.Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
More You Might Be A Redneck if...
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